I can't actually figure out why it exists at the 'regular' consumer level.
Carl, Carl, Carl.....
My friend, we need to have a talk.
You haven't properly experienced a true surround system until you've heard the latest, greatest, biggest, meanest, baddest, plasticiest, fastest, mostest 1,000 watt 9.1 surround system. My company happens to be having a sale on these
as we speak. While you're sitting at your PC typing of your disdain regarding these fine pieces of electronic artwork, your neighbor has just hooked up his new Bowfunct 9000 EXT-XLR system that he received from yours truly just moments ago. It has the newest XL9.100 digital audio processing chip, along with the Tri-Power-Avalanche Video Z-6600 video upconverting intergalactic bam circuitry as well as the newest special patent pending BaDaz-uber subwoofer NocUm-
ded!1.6z technology. As far as the cost....It's MUCH less than you'd think. Plus, the main audio processing unit, video processing unit, Multi-Shiny disc unit, and amplification console weighs a mere 0.7 pounds TOTAL!!!!
You sir, have obviously become complacent with your existing "meager state of technological affairs" and haven't allowed yourself to experience the latest offerings available to you. Just think of the joy you could bring yourself and your family by calling me NOW.
I hope I've been able to help. Operators are standing by. Please call 1-800-HRT-EARS.
Bob - Your personal customer service representative.
p.s. Actually, I think 7.1 has it's place....But not in 99% of residential homes. I just happen to be on my second beer and though that would be fun.